Persona 5 is the shit and Goro Akechi is now my son.
My Life Is A Mess But It's Fine
ok ok ok i know overwatch does have its problems but imho thats mostly bc they set themselves up as being Diverse and good for Representation. if theyd never have that pretence id be fucking losing my mind bc what an amazing prank to pull on gamers. first they take Waifu Tracer (whos ass people were arguing about before the game even CAME OUT LOL) and made her gay and then they took captain america 2.0 every white supremacists fav and made HIM gay too like the fucking shenanigans. the drama of it.
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god, i haven’t cha cha slid since high school
ive never seen the cha cha slide refered to in past tense and i am fucking shaken
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Anonymous asked: why is tom bombadil a meme of sorts if u will ??
i think because he is such a well thought out character but he doesn’t have plot bearing and he doesn’t even show up in the films. he’s just a stoner who lives deep in the woods and sings shakira fourteen hours out of the day but he’s also like. a cryptid. we can all aspire to be more like him
Also i just thought of this but he has the most regular ass name out of everyone??? JRRT out here giving Aragorn like eighteen nicknames that are all extra as hell but what should i name this random woodsman? Oh, Tom? Sounds good !
My boss doesn’t take me seriously because I’m the youngest in the office by a decade and spend most of my time making his life hell (unrelated problems).
Yesterday he asked me to help him with a problem with a program we use but wasn’t actually listening to me when I tried to help, so it wasn’t working. He asked who the expert on this program was in our office and I told him it was me. He asked who the expert was within the organisation and I told him it was me. He sent me out of his office saying he would call IT to fix it. So I very patiently went back to my desk, where my phone rang a minute later, with IT asking me to help someone who had a problem with the program.
The sheer unadulterated joy I felt making direct eye contact with my manager through the glass wall of his office whilst I answered his phone call will fuel me for WEEKS.
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aragorn, practicing his elvish: hey what’s up?
legolas: ??????
aragorn, adjusting his dialect: oh sorry.. howdy how yall doin today
legolas: OH howdy!! :) what’s truckin partner
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‘The grave of the Russian composer Alfred Schnittke in Novodevichye Cemetery in Moscow is surmounted by a stone on which is engraved a rest beneath a fermata with a triple forte noted at the bottom: A very, very loud extended silence.’
- John Biguenet, Silence (London: Bloomsbury, 2015), p.49.
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