I am so normal about weeb shit
in 2019 i saw someone call her butch
She looks like pastel goth mr bean
image in op: picture from presumably a music video of presumably taylor swift, presumably dancing and singing in front of other pastel-clad people. she is in a pastel yellow suit with pink tie and her hair is slicked all the way down. she does look like pastel goth mr bean. end id.
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Anonymous asked:
thoughts on polyamory?
thanks for asking! first of all, I think love is weakness by another name and you should be killing everyone with your demon blade
the reading comprehension on this site is awful. the true power is in the demon blade. that’s how it kills everyone.
a party of adventurers that are all equally convinced that they are in completely different forms of media
the mage keeps giving smug glances in the direction they assume a camera is in. the fighter keeps getting indignant about missing attacks because of “bad dice rolls.” the rogue is doubtful that a villain is gone for good because “nobody ever stays dead in comics.” the paladin attributes fortune to “good rng.” none of them have even considered that “tumblr post” was an option
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UPDATE: I told this to my dad and he almost threw his tablet across the room
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found footage horror movie where the guy filming is a landlord trying to sell a haunted house, filming the property and frantically trying to quickly pan away from all the obvious ghost activity with less and less success
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why didn’t gandalf just carry the ring to mordor himself with these tongs
like i’m picturing him being really careful and looking at it and carrying it exactly like this while walking or riding through the woods and across rivers and up mountains and through valleys and he doesn’t drop it even once except at the very end where he tidily drops it into the volcano. frodo sam and the crew and even gollum wholly undisturbed. sauron can’t find him bc of the meditative aura surrounding him which is generated by his immense focus on not dropping it
World’s most tense egg and spoon race
this somehow became the funniest thing on earth in my head and I had to draw it so
LOTR Heritage Post
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